dork

a whale penis

girl: your a dork
boy: rude

by peqchyluhv November 22, 2019

dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009

Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.

I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.

by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022

Dork Stick

A USB flash drive that is hung around the neck by a lanyard. Seen at many spots where intellectuals gather, such as colleges, universities, meetings, symposiums, etc. Can include any USB flash drive or memory card

Jeremy created a backup of his presentation on his dork stick.

by MadFrog July 7, 2011

Dork

Gabby

u are a dork gabby.

by surfer dude January 23, 2022

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

Dork

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and pops the bubbles with their mouth

I found out my girlfriend was a dork after she left the bath with shit breath

by elceenor February 3, 2021