Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025

Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.

Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.

by phil endicott May 23, 2020

Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Invasive Docking

When a man pushes his penis into another man’s urethra (like wearing the other dick like a glove).

Shannon: Chris! Did you here that Dustin got an Invasive Docking from Steven?
Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!

by TheMackDaddy May 31, 2022

Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.

Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.

by blijekarper March 29, 2020

Socket Docking

When two people are docking (see docking), and others want to get involved, the other parties take part by inserting their penis into the anus of one of the parties docking. (Socket Docking)

Tom and Luke were docking and Ryan and Jesse got held they were left out. They positioned themselves behind Tim and Luke to take part. Socket Docking.

by DattoMcHemi June 17, 2023

Wet docks

A phrase that means lubrication during or for sexual intercourse using referring to male genitalia.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003