Ham Doctor

A homosexual male who enjoys anal sex with overweight men.

Cliff's a total ham doctor; always trolling the clubs for the chub.

by LiveThinkTank2 July 22, 2009

Eye Doctor

The eye doctor is when you insert the penis into your beloved's eye socket and thrust in and out, ultimately popping out her eye, and then ejaculating into the eye socket. The semen then in turn drips down your partner's throat and at that point she swallows your load.

Hey man ,guess what I did last night? I eye doctored that girl I brought back to my place!

by g00k October 26, 2007

doctor shopping

Alternating doctors to obtain overlapping prescriptions. Most commonly done to obtain painkillers such as oxycontin.

The USA's highest rated radio host, Rush Limbaugh, was accused of Doctor Shopping to obtain thousands of oxycontin pills once he became addicted to them after treating his back pain. In April 2006, Limbaugh settled out of court in his legal troubles.

by Ryan Murray July 30, 2008

DoctorMuthaFuckingOctagonopus

The act of interrupting DoctorOctagonopus as he is about to fire his lazer at you.

DoctorOctagonopus: Doctor..

Random Person: Quiet Mr Jeanie, now listen to my wish!

-slap across the face-
DoctorOctagonopus: DoctorMuthaFuckingOctagonopus!

by MediocareEmployee May 28, 2010

doctordisrespect

let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 6'8 frame the 37 in verticle leap...the black steel that drapes down my back aka the bulletproof mullet, the google prototype scopes with built-in LCD LED 1080p 3D sony technology. The Ethiopian poisonous catapillar aka SLICK DADDY. let's talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right?

doctordisrespect is a trihard

by docfan69 April 25, 2020

Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.

James Darlington

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Plague Doctors

A group of girls with mental issues and secrets. If you see them don’t ask questions just know that they are crying on the inside. These girls got memes for days and for any situation. Death in the family? Need someone murdered? How about someone to read fanfic to you at 12am? Need Teen Wolf binging partners? Someone to confess your deepest secrets, turnons, and embarrassing moments? Look no further because the Plague Doctors are for you. Formally known as the Stinky Baboons.

P.S.A Will show up to your house in the middle of the night with bird masks and hair dye.

Oh look it’s them Plague Doctors, how funny. Wait did they just crash their car!?

by Plague Doctor D July 28, 2020