danger Adam

He is the most epic person to roam the earth. He is cool and epic.

“I met Danger Adam today!”

“OMG NO WAY HE IS SO COOL AND EPIC!!!!!”

by GugOnUrbanDictionary August 26, 2021

Danger noodle

The correct definition for a snake.

I got bit by a danger noodle!

by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021

danger click

whenever you click on a link that is probably NSFW.

In a post on reddit about male and female chickens, somebody post a link with a supposedly "relevant image". I clicked it. Thankfully the danger click just lead to a funny picture.

by puputilover December 8, 2012

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

Danger Island

Exposed hairy male private part near naked vagina!

Thrifty spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in a room with a woman: I Love Danger Island! I think this time I'll bring california and Haiti together!

Really horny women from in the room near sed spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in the same room: If It Hurts too much then you can't have anymore land!

by aBarkingDawg January 26, 2012

Danger Jerkin'

Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.

"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."

by publicdangerjerker#1 August 1, 2012

Danger Rub

to rub someones private area in a public place trying not to get caught.

with my burd having a danger rub on the bus.

was in the cinema with the misses and she gave me a bit of a danger rub till i got hard.

by ldanger January 11, 2012