Dock Cricket

There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!

I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!

by CricketSmasherRFFCPIRATE November 03, 2020

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Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.

Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.

by RingGo July 23, 2017

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Killed their Cricket

When someone is exhibiting irrational behavior and has disregarded their inner conscious. Similarly to Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio.

They Killed their Cricket when they decided to yell at the waiter.

by Gekkouga7 May 25, 2021

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Dick Cricket

Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.

Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.

by Jonnie Battz August 18, 2022

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