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Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021
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I’m partial to cricket
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Moon Cricket is a website where they post about Cricket.
Moon Cricket is a Cricket information website.
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a bunch of losers standing on a patch of grass calling each others mums fat.
'ah fuck sake, not the cricket again'
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Logan stop rolling the ball like that, it’s cricket
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Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.
The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket
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