Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli

Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that

by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021

Mr.Crabs

he's a fucking beast.

OH YEAH MR.CRABS

by makypaky March 25, 2021

CRABBY CRABSTER

a very cool epic person who does not have an addiction to dragging balls

Guy 1: you know crabby crabster? he's cool

Guy 2: shut up

by crabby crabster April 19, 2021

eagles claws

When the wrinkles at the corners of your eyes are so extensive they are beyond crows feet and are eagles claws

Forget crows feet, the wrinkles at my eyes are so bad I have eagles claws

by RRWriterGirl June 1, 2021

Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021

Mrs.Clawson

Probably a science teacher.

Tony: so who's your science teacher?
Mac: Mrs.Clawson is my science teacher.

by Persona 2 October 1, 2021