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Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.
If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.
by Motieman June 2, 2021
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Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.
by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021
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weiner cowboy

Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut
“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
“Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”
by NightMan420 February 26, 2021
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Cowboy Drag

When you are not really about the ranching lifestyle (i.e. waking up at 4am, feeding the pigs, herding cattle, plowing the fields, etc.) but you love to wear and culturally appropriate the fashion.
April: What was Diplo wearing?!?! Was that a big belt buckle?

Matthew: That’s “Cowboy Drag.” He’s been doing it since Stagecoach!
by djpr3mis September 14, 2019
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Cowboy Farts

Uncontrollable flatulence, especially noisy and oftentimes masculine in tone. Best ripped around a campfire, with other cowboys, but perfectly acceptable to pull off as a lone ranger. Knowledge of the movie Blazing Saddles is not necessary.
"Davey, I tried to sneak out some squeakers on my date last night, but unfortunately due to the excessive bean consumption, I was overcome with the Cowboy Farts!”
by BoeJundy November 3, 2020
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Cowboy Pancake

Smacking a girl’s ass in-between penetration while wearing a cowboy hat at sundown.
“Damn we made a nice cowboy pancake right there

Her: “I’m hungry for a cowboy pancake feed me”

Him: “we have to wait for sundown, you know the cowboy rules”
by cowgirlnotinthesand October 29, 2023
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cowboy soda

Hey bartender I need a double shot of some of that cowboy soda!
by ImaSmartMF June 8, 2019
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