Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
by mister delicious September 28, 2009
Get the smashing cookiesmug. by fagforespressocookie October 17, 2021
Get the Vampire Cookiemug. by Raspberry😼 December 29, 2021
Get the Raspberry cookiemug. by lil bish bish March 28, 2019
Get the Off cookiemug. A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.
Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021
Get the Cookie Monstermug. Kumiho Cookie is a character in both Ovenbreak and Kingdom.
She has a fox form and is a “marshmallow” in disguise of a cookie.
She has a fox form and is a “marshmallow” in disguise of a cookie.
Person A: Yo! Have you gotten Kumiho Cookie yet?
Person B: Nope! But I’ve gotten her soulstones!
Person C: I got her in a 1 pull!
Person B: Nope! But I’ve gotten her soulstones!
Person C: I got her in a 1 pull!
by PekoPekoyamaStan September 25, 2021
Get the Kumiho Cookiemug. Renee looked good until she took off her shirt and exposed her cookie nipples. I nearly puked when I saw those fuckers.
by Lazynutz July 4, 2005
Get the Cookie Nipplesmug.