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Coconut

"Coconut" is a gas-lighting safe word. If you ask your friends to say coconut and they do so, they are telling the truth.
"I didn't breath just now."

"Say coconut."

"I'm a giant pussy."
by bruhver bear July 20, 2024
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coconut pill

What Kamala Harris supporters have figuratively taken. It is typically used for new initiates into the KHive for the 2024 Presidential election, but everyone in the KHive has already taken it at some point in time.

This combines the coconut tree meme featuring Harris with the red pill / blue pill terminology which is loved by all kinds of weird online men. But don't fear - the coconut pill is filled with hope and optimism rather than misogyny and nihilism.
Wow my neighbor is coconut pilled. They already have a Kamala Harris yard sign and two bumper stickers.

I thought Biden was okay and I would've preferred Bernie or Warren in 2020 but I have since taken the coconut pill.
by CoconutPill July 23, 2024
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Coconut head

Incredibly stupid person, slang used in Nigeria
Esther is such a coconut head, she never listens
by drake'sdaddy April 3, 2024
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Coconut Flake

When you rip off someone’s toenail and ejaculate onto it and make them eat it.
Jacobi force fed Damian Lilliard a coconut flake.
by 29 Elm Street, Apt B May 8, 2024
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coconut creampie

when you let someone "eject" inside of your "box", but they have really hairy balls
dude i just got coconut creampied by brad

woah dude you need a plan B, his balls are so hairy
by ghjxjchcuufjcjc May 23, 2024
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Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.
Man that guys really coconutable
by Wrenthree May 29, 2024
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