Click war

A fierce online competition where numerous people rapidly attempt to secure limited items, such as event tickets, exclusive merchandise, or online deals, often resulting in website crashes and frustration.

I tried to get tickets for the concert, but the click war was insane—everything sold out in seconds!

by azoto360 February 27, 2025

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The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

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Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.

"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.

by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024

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One-click

to knock someone out with one punch

"Hey Steve, I just one-clicked that kid"

by tiny43093 March 6, 2010

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Cult Of Click

The Cult of Click is a private members club for information security researchers, OSINT investigators, cybersecurity journalists and social engineers. New membership applications must be approved by a majority of members.

The Cult of Click is probably watching you right now.

by Cult Of Click February 12, 2019

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