Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.

Malachi Clark is the CEO of Racism.

by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019

Bailey Clarke

big penis

Damn look at his "Bailey Clarke"

by gafloogidy February 10, 2014

Clark Conner Hanks

The sexiest man in the multiverse.

Oh did hear about Clark Conner Hanks. Dude is a stud.

by [e-mail] September 8, 2021

Clark

Someone who helps you by only doing what they want.

My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger

Man that sounds like a fake friend...

"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"

"That sounds kinda like a fake friend"

by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 8, 2021

Will Clark

A very romantic guy, but push his buttons and you will get yourself in some knockout trouble

I remember Will Clark. He was just to kind

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Lewis & Clark Junior High

A junior high school containing grades 6-8 located in Wood River, Illinois. It is a crappy school with lots of bigots. A lot of the teachers there are very interesting. People love to make fun of them.

The majority of the people are white females. The most common practices include chewing gum and sticking it under desks, stealing pencils, threatening to beat people up, making fun of teachers, talking about pot, and getting detentions. Pretty much a normal school.

Person from good school: Where do you go to school at?
Person from LCJH: Grl I be goin ta LCJH (Lewis & Clark Junior High)!!!!!
Person from good school: What is it like there?
Person from LCJH: Ummmm idk, u wannt somme potttt????

by MRM!! April 21, 2011

Dean Clark

when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum

I just dean clarked him

by Dean Clark 91 December 8, 2024