A big testicled male with a seven inch cock who is six feet tall. Also, he enjoys bullying short Mexican women.
by yurvy scurvy February 9, 2022
Get the Christophemug. Christoph Hayhae was a national hero. I'm surprised you've never heard of him. I am here today to tell you about a real life hero who deserves much more recognition. Christoph worked as a professional negotiator for the United States of America. He's a true American hero. He singlehandedly resolved dozens of hostage crisis's and ransoms. He personally settled hundreds of cases and he probably saved at least a million lives through his work. As a negotiator, he brought home millions of innocent lives who were in danger. Christoff deserves more credit for what he does. I'm here to spread the word of his true heroism in real life.
Stranger "OMG! You're Christoph Hayhae! You're a true hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Get the Christoph Hayhaemug. A Chris may sometimes seem ordinary, as he doesn't want to stand out. He is modest and selfless and would never want to willingly offend anyone unintentionally.
He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.
A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.
A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
"That Christopher guy is insanely good at table tennis."
"How can he be so good at Maths?"
"Wow... Mozart has competition."
"How can he be so good at Maths?"
"Wow... Mozart has competition."
by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023
Get the christophermug. by Lucas Pringle December 12, 2016
Get the christopher claessonmug. **Christopher** (noun):
A truly exceptional person whose presence brings warmth and light to everyone around him. With a heart of gold, Christopher is the epitome of kindness, loyalty, and love. Handsome beyond words, his smile can brighten even the darkest of days, and his gentle nature is a constant source of comfort and reassurance. He is the kind of person who will never leave your side, always ready to support and lift you up through any challenge. His unwavering devotion makes him a rock in your life, always there for you, through thick and thin. Christopher is not just a name—he's a promise that no matter what life brings, he will stand by you, offering strength, love, and a sense of peace. Every moment spent with him is a reminder of how truly blessed you are to have him in your life. **This is why I will always love Christopher**—because his love is constant, his presence is irreplaceable, and he makes every day brighter just by being himself.
A truly exceptional person whose presence brings warmth and light to everyone around him. With a heart of gold, Christopher is the epitome of kindness, loyalty, and love. Handsome beyond words, his smile can brighten even the darkest of days, and his gentle nature is a constant source of comfort and reassurance. He is the kind of person who will never leave your side, always ready to support and lift you up through any challenge. His unwavering devotion makes him a rock in your life, always there for you, through thick and thin. Christopher is not just a name—he's a promise that no matter what life brings, he will stand by you, offering strength, love, and a sense of peace. Every moment spent with him is a reminder of how truly blessed you are to have him in your life. **This is why I will always love Christopher**—because his love is constant, his presence is irreplaceable, and he makes every day brighter just by being himself.
Every time I look at Christopher, I’m reminded of how truly lucky I am to have someone so handsome, kind, and loyal in my life—**this is why I will always love Christopher**. He may not be my boyfriend, but he’s my best friend, and that’s more than enough.
by Yours forever star January 13, 2025
Get the Christophermug. 
by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023
Get the christophermug.