by SmokeyOrtiz November 24, 2021
Get the Christopher Ortizmug. Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch
by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025
Get the Christopher Columbused a Bitchmug. Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?
Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?
by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024
Get the Christophermug. A cute guy that loves to laugh and make dirty jokes, and has a lot of inside jokes. he's very hardworking and funny. makes all the girls laugh and is very attractive. if he steps foot in your way, you'll fall to the ground. you want a Chris Catchings in your life!
by The Sneak Thief March 7, 2018
Get the christopher catchingsmug. A sensitive boy with a sensible heart. He will always have an open ear for your conversations and a shoulder for you to rest your heavy head on when feeling down bad. He's very open minded and tries his best to work on his insecurities and weaknesses, all while being very open about them.
Jean-Christophe is also quite naïve, but in a good way! He's easily impressed by the smallest things and in order to piss him off you really need to irritate him big time!
In other terms: he's a natural. He's precious and will always try his best not to hurt your feelings :)
Jean-Christophe is also quite naïve, but in a good way! He's easily impressed by the smallest things and in order to piss him off you really need to irritate him big time!
In other terms: he's a natural. He's precious and will always try his best not to hurt your feelings :)
Girl: I'm feeling sad :(
Jean-Christophe: *Soft hug* Everything is going to be fine :)
Girl: Thank you Jean-Christophe! :')
Jean-Christophe: *Soft hug* Everything is going to be fine :)
Girl: Thank you Jean-Christophe! :')
by SucreRoux August 11, 2023
Get the Jean-Christophemug. Greatest rapper in history. He’s got hit songs like Ghetto life, Melbourne and IMH. One a kind guy must check him out.
by Random fan of Christopher February 25, 2021
Get the Christopher braxenmug. 
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