When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
by major_delmac March 29, 2011
When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
by major_delmac March 29, 2011
Term used to describe a fair haired boy from Newcastle who is easily confused and lacks the ability to spell "blonde" correctly. Otherwise known as "the dyslexic womble". Linked to nibbledora who is equally blonde at times....or arguably at all times
by the dyslexic womble himself
david: "It's confusing for a blond geordie"
nibbledora: "do you mean blondE david?"
david: "It's confusing for a blond geordie"
nibbledora: "do you mean blondE david?"
by Nibbledora March 30, 2005
One that happens when a lady orders a diner and then awaits...for the blonde to reappear to ring up? and cash out. it's almost like a blonde out at that point...
by blood user October 02, 2003
enough of a blonde for you to love her (ditzy and clumsy wise) but enough of a stubborn, hard-headed, bitch to tell you what shes thinking
"Katie... look at that girl over there and look at how shes acting!"
"Oh my gosh, shes the chick I overheard Bill talking to his buddies about! Supposedly shes a complete, Diet Blonde..."
"Oh my gosh, shes the chick I overheard Bill talking to his buddies about! Supposedly shes a complete, Diet Blonde..."
by dietblondeBITCH March 06, 2009
Three blonde 16-year-old girls.
Formed in approximately 2001, over the summer, at Camp Hemlock Overlook.
Best friends, forever, who always back each other up.
Formed in approximately 2001, over the summer, at Camp Hemlock Overlook.
Best friends, forever, who always back each other up.
by Julz/Emi January 09, 2005
by Magicmustard October 21, 2019