Bits

'lisp' slang for Bitch. Can be used as a term of endearment or greeting to people you know. Slightly offensive towards strangers

see bitch

Adrian: Yo what you talking bout Willis?
Shawn: Bits! Not that shit again

Shawn: The codename for my ex is bits, so keep it on the low low
Pierre: Yo she knows...
Shawn: Bits!

by da_thug44 November 19, 2007

ignorance is bliss

a phrase meaning, in modern capitalism, "if it's not yours to begin with, and you weren't told what to do with it, don't touch it"

if you don't want unattended cannonballs and want to follow the path of least resistance learn what the phrase ignorance is bliss actually means

by Sexydimma December 23, 2017

Bacon Bits

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

by Danee March 31, 2007

Bitsy

bits·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bit-see)
adj. bits·i·er, bits·i·est

1. a. To exhibit bits-like behavior
b. Being bits.

Amy got peanut butter all over her shirt. She's so bitsy.

by Senior co-op July 29, 2008

2 bits eek

A 2 bits eek is the "one armed bandit"gambling machine which either eeks out your money 2 bits at a time til you eventually empty your pockets and exclaim, "eek, my money's all gone", or you scream,"eek!" when you hit the right combo, the machine lights up, growls, bells ring, and then loudly spits out so many quarters , you nearly get a hernia trying to get the flimsy plastic bucket to the cashier.

Guy #1 -"I spent half the night sitting trance like at the 2 bits eek machine which netted me absolutely nothing."
Guy # 2 - "You mean the one armed bandit?"
gUY #1 - " Yep, it eeked out my whole paycheck before I quit!"

by People watcher January 18, 2010

bliesner

gay cunt

OI YOU BLIESNER

by a fucking stealthy ninja June 21, 2012

Shit Bits

Deriving from formerly known 'krys bits', small pieces or "bits" of feces in the anal area of a female. When present with asshole hair or 'scragglers', dingle-berries are of high possibility.

Guy 1: "Dude you were dating that chick for forever!"
Guy 2: "No man, shes hot in all, but i had to let her loose once i caught sight of her nasty shit bits."

by 69unfaithful September 1, 2009