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bearded asshole

Typically this person is a post adolescent psychology major with a tiny penis complex who is, or aspires to be, a professor. But the bearded asshole can be of any age. This person will try to hide their homosexuality and or sexual frustration with facial hair. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE B.A.! B.A.'s often attempt to use facial hair to cover up herpes outbreaks. Bearded assholes are often sexual predators.
What the fuck are you looking at you bearded asshole?
by Pubic hair face November 21, 2011
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Phoenix Blue Beard

When your at the Phoenix open and you take a shit in the urinal while receiving a blow job the blue liquid splashes the girls chin giving her a blue beard
when i was at the open i gave 3 girls phoenix blue beards
by jraypatsfan December 16, 2008
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terrorist beard

a beard commonly found in terrorists. overgrown and bushy, often causes problems with airport security, especially in Saudi Arabia. My Uncle was stopped as suspected taliban, cuz of this beard. usually terrorists store food for the winter in these. like camel food.
Nice terrorist beard
OH NO!
*bomb*
osama bin' laid lately?
by peseychu January 31, 2010
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Beard

The single most manly, and great thing a man can do. To have a beard is to be a true man. If you have a beard, show it off proudly, and enjoy the satisfaction of the envy in the eyes of people around you who don't have beards. If you don't have a beard, grow one. If you cant grow one and your not past puberty yet, hold out my young friend, your time will come. If you don't have a beard and your past puberty, go get that sex change you know you need.
True men that had beards: Jesus, Abe Lincoln, Paul Bunyan, Billy Mays, Jim Henson, George Washington Carver, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Murray, Macho Man Randy Savage, and many more.
by BeardedBadFish February 20, 2010
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clam beard

a vagina that is not clean shaven. one that has not been shaven for some time. rugged, greasy, out of control disgusting female pubic hair.
That girl's clam beard looks straight out of a 70's porn

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't shave her clam beard
by beej760 June 13, 2008
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Beard Threshold

When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.
"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"

x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair
by pman22 April 8, 2010
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beardcrumbs

Small remnants of facial hair left in the sink/bath/shower following shaving.
You've left your beardcrumbs in the bathroom sink yet again.
by pixel70 June 16, 2010
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