Weird beans

(An expression)Just a more interesting way to say "weird", "odd", and so on...

Mo:"Dude, my grandma puts jello in her tacos..."

Lester:"Weird beans."

by Penguin-chick February 10, 2009

good bean

Adjective:
Used to describe somebody who is very based, good, or just super epic in general.

I’m a good bean

by dumb jsjsj September 18, 2022

Bean glaze

When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!

Chuck was thrilled to learn Debra wanted him to give her a hefty bean glaze for her birthday.

by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019

Beans the series

A series made by mangird1 on youtube its follows 4 beans and they do goofy ah and nothing much prrtty much fuckall random shit happens

Grandpa:I watched beans the series yesterday
Dad:take your pills

by Mangird1 April 5, 2023

Bean Breeze

After you eat some food (usually Mexican) that gives you some nasty gas, and you belt one out into the fan and let it waft over into your friends/girlfriends face.

Bubba: What'd you do to piss her off?

Me: We went out to Moe's and afterwards I hit her with the bean breeze.

by Jewcephus June 11, 2010

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

Burnt the beans

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable

John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck

by Getbig350 June 26, 2017