bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

Bash

a programming language u dirty minded freak
bash is an acronym for bourne againg shell
its commonly used in linux but i had to learn it for cybertaipan

me: im gonna code in bash
my dirty minded friends: how do you program in sex¿

by notjakey August 6, 2023

Bash

Heavily stepped on cocaine. Cut with other substances.

"Hows the flake?:
:Absolutely shit. Its bash!"

by MusicDictionary January 28, 2025

Bash

To aggressively rape an underage child.

I just committed a Bash.

by Your momisgay August 2, 2022

bashing a Brittany

The female version of masturbation when the vaginal area is clean shaven or waxed

Came home and caught the mrs bashing a Brittany, she was goin at it so hard I thought she was mental

by General butz April 24, 2024

Bag Bashing

The act of bashing ones colostomy bag whilst having sex. Can include more than one person having a bag, where both parties have bag one will be bashed and bashing.

Did you hear about Eddie? Eddie and his girlfriend are into bag Bashing, they both have colostomy bags and bash the shit out of each other until they burst.

by Slutcunt69 December 25, 2020

Baby Bashing

to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.

"Hey Bro, lets go baby bashing!"

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021