Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

Alarm Clock

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.

Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!

by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016

Araripe Manakin

A critically endangered bird

The Araripe Manakin Is Found In Only One Place (Chapada do Araripe)

by Tony turtle January 5, 2017

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

Allara

a robot humanoid; devoid of emotion; lacking human feelings.

I told her my dad died but she just didn't care . . . she's a complete Allara

by frackasnacka May 31, 2017

Aalarah

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet .

A sweetheart to the core .
Loves to make friends and has brown curly hair with big blue eyes .

She is one of a kind

Have you seen that girl Aalarah yet ?
No why ?
You should she is so beautiful unlike anything IV ever seen .

Aalarah is gorgeous

by Aalarah December 19, 2017

Alarm clock

The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit

1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up

2: Set an alarm clock

1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone

2: I'm here for you

by Broken toaster January 9, 2018