Lagging

When your on the computer and you have "good" internet connection and it randomly starts going slow

OMFG DUDE, My computer is lagging again!

by vampirezeke June 9, 2018

my ar lag

owned by ports hell

my ar lag is ports hells slut

by A nigga with no hands April 27, 2022

LAG YoBoyTy

Has a BIGGG COCK and is also funny. Very aggressive in sex.

Please say you are a Lag YoBoyTy

by LAG YoBoyTy January 18, 2019

lag balls

To take a long time

Im sorry i lag balls but ill be there soon.

by Fuuckslut September 5, 2018

lag bomb

when somebody or something, usually in a game, creates something that lags the game heavily

AH CRAP HE'S MAKING A LAG BOMB USING BLOCK STACKING KILL HIM

by dreamybullsbatukam January 29, 2023

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020

Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014