Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.

I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.

by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014

Shame-jerking

Masterbating out of shame

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night

by hellhammer February 2, 2015

wheel jerking

The urge to jerk the wheel of your car while traveling at excessive speeds due to high levels of stress or random feelings of depression.

Fuck work man, I was so close to wheel jerking on the freeway on my way home.

by yellowbuss November 1, 2015

Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.

Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.

Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.

by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015

jerk-trovert

A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.

Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?

Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.

by jenknowsbest July 28, 2014

Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018