Brandon

He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"

John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt

by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017

Brandon

a person who tends to take forever on replying to a friend. He is very ugly and loves to game.

Eww look at that Brandon kid ! #Lagger #Ugly #gamer

by A boy that lags May 17, 2016

brandon

A skinny dickbreath who smells worse than hot garbage.

Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?"

Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."

by brandondickbreath February 1, 2020

Brandon

He's very loud and annoys miss teacher person way too much.

"Brandon stop with the music"

"Brandon! Out of the closet!" "But I found ginger ale!"

"Brandon stop" "Brandon shhh"

by UnknownBoy0 November 20, 2018

Brandon

A dickhead that is so damn annoying,like you just want to stab him with a fork repeatedly 😤✌️

‘Hey’

‘shut tf up Brandon’

by ur gæ mom September 2, 2019

Brandon

A fucking retarted 11 year old that is a nicotine head

Brandon your such a nicotine head, stop vaping in the school bathroom faggot

by Meowslayer69 October 27, 2018

Brandon

Tall sexy and athletic. Your typical “Troy Bolton” high school crush. Great kisser. Big lips and good jawline, brown hair, and blue eyes. Has tan skin and glowing skin. Very strong and pretty skinny. Such a ladies man. Not an F boy and he is very loyal. You will wish you were dating him

Brandon is so hot

by hollaatme April 18, 2020