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Dinosaurs

The biggest and most awesome animals to ever walked the earth! They ranged from 5 feet-130 feet in length
The first dinosaur found was megalosaurus
And everybody knows the tyrant king lizard Tyrannosaurus Rex
Dinosaurs were huge! Dinosaur 1:Die! Wait you have spikes oh no! Dinosaur 2: ha! Now you die!
by Kappa tappa December 22, 2017
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purple dinosaur

Person: Oh look, it’s a purple dinosaur! It’s Barney!
by hebdkc July 25, 2022
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Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick
"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick
by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019
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dinosauritis

the painful dinosaur-like sores, bumps, and pimples in and around the mouth caused by kissing a dinosaur.

OR

A "disease" one catches from their boyfriend/girlfriend after kissing. This is actually caused by eating salty or fatty foods that make the tongue raw and skin oily, causing bumps inside and around the mouth.

Note: Cures for this disease are still unknown to this day.
Kathy got dinosauritis after her and Joseph's seventeenth kiss. Since he was her "dinosaur," Valerie diagnosed her with dinosauritis.
by havishanta February 10, 2010
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turkey dinosaurs

A delicious cuisine one would nosh on after school, or when you simply cannot be arsed to cook dinner.
"mum, what's for tea?"
"I'll just stick in some phat turkey dinosaurs"
by eleanorhope October 24, 2017
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Rusty Dinosaur

After starting in traditional doggy style, you grab her arms by the elbow and pull back. Then to her surprise, you quickly pull out and slam it in her back door while holding her elbows tight, so her arms are hanging like a T-Rex as she lets out a wail like a prehistoric beast.
After watching Jurassic Park, Tim was inspired and pulled a new on his partner Lacy, hitting her with the rusty dinosaur and turning Lacy into a make-shift T-rex. RAWR!
by anonymous July 29, 2023
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Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
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