Bet on the wrong horse 

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."

Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"

Bet on the wrong horse by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008

poke on the wrong side 

Something creepy kids do to girls they like...

Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway

poke on the wrong side by deliah May 2, 2008

Seven Levels of Wrong 

A phrase referring to the numbered levels of how fundamentally wrong a given act, person, place, item etc is. One being the lowest and Seven being a quite disgusting/horrible thing.

A man slaps a small child hard in the face. This would be a

One, or perhaps a Two at most.
The act of monging for example would fare much higher on the scale. At Level Six or Seven. From these examples you can ascertain the Range that the Seven Levels of Wrong cover.

Seven Levels of Wrong by Gazuba January 15, 2010

Playing the game wrong 

A person that is a hoe not knowing that everybody already knew about them

A person who try's to talk to a persons friend even thou that friend already knows how they are

A girl or guy that isn't good at being a flirt or a player

You playing the game wrong
You meant play the game!!

Playing the game wrong by Babygirl🎀 June 30, 2014

kissing the wrong lips 

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips

Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.

kissing the wrong lips by I am god March 23, 2016

spanking the wrong oval 

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

spanking the wrong oval by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

stepped in the wrong hood 

Lil foo tryna scrap not know in where they steppin nd get merked

Whatcha want cuddie? U stepped in the wrong hood dawg this aint fa u!

stepped in the wrong hood by ♥+ April 3, 2017