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Schrödinger's Wokeness

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
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Woke

When you're aware of dank memes and know what's going on
by Staywokekids December 6, 2018
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Woke Right

The woke right is a contemporary political phenomenon that mirrors the virtue signaling, identity politics, and outrage tactics of the woke left—but in service of conservative, populist, or nationalist goals. It deploys viral content, memes, and boycotts to attack progressive causes like DEI, gender ideology, and mass migration, framing these battles in absolute moral terms—often targeting racial egalitarianism and blank-slate humanism—and casting “patriots,” “Christians,” or “normal gays” as besieged identity groups.
Boycotting Bud Light over a trans ad? That’s the woke right”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”
by Frandalorian May 13, 2025
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Woke

Woke means lemming mentality, unquestioning and unthinking support of the "current thing" (usually a whole panoply of current things), support of "political correctness", extreme bias and suppression of any difference in opinion.

Woke culture followers call themselves liberals, misdefining (as they always tend to do) yet another term, as there is nothing liberal about them. The hallmark of a liberal is tolerance of others' views. All they have is a rabid hatred and extremism towards different views.
There is definitely a woke bias in modern press.
by Deritami March 13, 2023
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Woke

Disconnecting from your busy thoughts through meditation and mindfulness in order to see outside yourself. Paying attention to the state of the entire world and recognizing you are in a much better position than many more. to care about others that were not so lucky & to use our resources to lift someone else up. When there is an injustice to one there is an injustice to us all. We are all one & god lives in all of us.

2. Sometimes an innocent lack of aware that took us by surprise.
I used to be kinda a dick but I didn’t realize it because society is sick - but I am so woke now. We are all healing.
by Lilt Hummingbird April 5, 2019
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Wokeness

Demonic deception used to trick low IQ people into following godless morals and values.
That pawn for the devil is pushing their low iq wokeness logic.
by Klorasaurox June 22, 2025
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Woke

The intentional neglect or appropriation of historical facts, scientific evidence, established art, and practical semantics in an attempt to appeal to mainstream ideological values from the current decade. Often motivated by financial incentive.
Disney changed Mickey Mouse's gender. Disney knew this woke move would seal brand loyalty from the targeted demographic.

In an attempt to be more woke, the movie set in mediaeval Europe featured black American actors. The producers knew this would attract more viewers.

The 18th century statue was decorated with an LGBTQ flag. It looked very woke.
by Mind Liberator April 6, 2023
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