pet the weasel

stroke the penis of the same gender.

Tarek and Matt pet the weasel every night.

by Nick Amato October 24, 2005

Weasel Hole

to expose one's male genitalia through the opening of a short or boxer leg

"When Liz was sunbathing, Ryan stood over her and gave her the Weasel Hole."

alternate: "Liz got weasel holed."

by Danblue June 6, 2005

pickle weasel

a northersern arabrwat that slowly traps and pickles its prey in a 1980 brandy sauce, quite deliorios!

Oh that pickle weasel just pickled your mom!

by Kyle Weasle Tamer Jimmy November 6, 2004

weasel teeth

One with weasle teeth.

Whitney has weasle teeth.

by hehe December 2, 2004

Garden weasel

A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.

Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!

by mungler May 16, 2006

Shit-Weasels

a Shit Weasel is a thing encubated
in someones stomach and the person
will suffer or (accuire the power of)
really smelly farts and a bleeding anus
the farts smell of ether and bananas
i have no idea why...
also known as Byrums

oh man what the hell died in your ass?
"nothing i just have a Shit-Weasel"

by Takato-Defuniak August 13, 2003

Fwank Weasel

A Combination of the English Grey Squirrel, and The Scottish Red Squirrel. Once intertwined, they become the Fwank Weasel, the most dangerous tree based mammal in the scottish borders region. It is particularly adept with light weapons.

The 5th preminition of socrates states: "The fwank weasel shall devour the earth, by assaulting the human race with the aid of light weapons".

by Jabba's Bawsack October 15, 2008