art willis

a kid who is in denial about his sexuality but secretly everyone knows how gay he really is. he may also say he has a girlfriend but coincidentally she has a very large penis that she (a.k.a. he) uses to stick in his butthole every night.

God your such an art willis!

by Calvinmilinokis10926485 April 6, 2011

Willy chung

a very noobish noob who thinks he can beat Paul Kim

That dude is such a willy chung

by 1337.PsychoticIdiot January 13, 2005

Willy Attack

When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.

For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.

Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.

by tim butter works October 14, 2011

cheesy willy

A cheesy willy is a willy that tastes like cheese.

"Sucking his cheesy willy!" - Tanya Kellock

He has got such a cheesy willy!

by SexyBoyLurcher December 14, 2017

Willie Shoemaker

(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker

Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?

Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"

by Trainher May 16, 2008

Willy Wompus

A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"

Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"

Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"

by Ominous Dude June 28, 2010

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies January 10, 2016