weasel boy

a boy who looks like a weasel AKA james from billericay

james, your a dirty little stinky weasel boy
but why??
cos i said so.

by chris wayman on behalf of the emson family May 10, 2006

pet the weasel

stroke the penis of the same gender.

Tarek and Matt pet the weasel every night.

by Nick Amato October 24, 2005

Weasel Hole

to expose one's male genitalia through the opening of a short or boxer leg

"When Liz was sunbathing, Ryan stood over her and gave her the Weasel Hole."

alternate: "Liz got weasel holed."

by Danblue June 01, 2005

pickle weasel

a northersern arabrwat that slowly traps and pickles its prey in a 1980 brandy sauce, quite deliorios!

Oh that pickle weasel just pickled your mom!

by Kyle Weasle Tamer Jimmy November 07, 2004

weasel teeth

One with weasle teeth.

Whitney has weasle teeth.

by hehe December 02, 2004

Garden weasel

A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.

Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!

by mungler May 07, 2006

Shit-Weasels

a Shit Weasel is a thing encubated
in someones stomach and the person
will suffer or (accuire the power of)
really smelly farts and a bleeding anus
the farts smell of ether and bananas
i have no idea why...
also known as Byrums

oh man what the hell died in your ass?
"nothing i just have a Shit-Weasel"

by Takato-Defuniak August 14, 2003