Valentines Day

The worst day of the year for single people, especially those who have a crush.

Girl: “It’s Valentines Day! My boyfriend got me the best presents!”
Single person: *mutters under breath* “Show off. I’m single and my crush doesn’t like me back!”

by youarebeautiful November 20, 2019

valentina

she is as rude as a fucking bitch she will stab your back is you are friends with her

OMG valentina just like stabbed me in the back

by purple dj wolfie May 27, 2019

valentina

has small penis wanks and listens to his sister get bumbed and is from soviet russia and is a cunt half the time and the other time he is drinking vodka and calls everyone retarded

o man he is a (valentina )

by mr skinny penis April 21, 2018

Valentino

a emo cow Italian

he likes to flirt

ugh u see that cow over there!? such an Valentino

by arselover101 November 21, 2021

Valentino

Name of an Italian chad. Usually followed up by “Like the brand”.

* when introducing yourself to a girl, and she asks you for your name *
“What’s you’re name again?”
“Valentino, like the brand”.

by John103749/61 November 21, 2021

Valentino

Valentino is most of the time a white boy called Valentine who got their name spicified by their Latin partner.

"Valentino and I, we are going to San José"
"I thought he was named Valentine"
"Yes, but my mom can't know that he's a gringo"

by ididntasktobebornLatina November 20, 2021

Valentino’s Pizza and Deli

Simply the best pizza around …cooked, or take-n-bake. If you want a crisp, fresh salad, look no further!

Him: “What do you feel like for dinner?”
Them: “Something delicious”
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”

by Pizza King 805 November 23, 2021