Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary

When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.

You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.

Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/

Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!

by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025

oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025

Sarah Valentine

The world's most beautiful and amazing woman. Unofficially the 8th wonder of the world. Some say Toga and her would be the ideal couple.

Man I saw Sarah Valentine the other day and it was love at first sight!

by Togaaaa November 22, 2021

Valentine Dupont

-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.

Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.

Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?

Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.

Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.

by 15.11.S.Secret. November 23, 2021

Valentine

Valentine is the most handsome creature on this planet. She is clever as fuck, caring, incredibly beautiful and soft as a cloud. Valentine has a magic aura, which implies falling in love with her at first sight. She is an interesting little puzzle of introspection. She is a complicated soul with the most easy ability to explain her feelings. She is the gorgeous little animal everyone would have in their life. She has something more than everyone else. Lucky are the one who cross the path of Valentine, especially when they have a witch family name.

Valentine let thing perish, but she is the most beautiful rise of the garden.

by Marzo8 November 23, 2021

Valentine

Valentine is a person really fun. She can be a bad bitch of she wants. If you have a Valentine as a friend, you’re lucky because she’s gonna be here for you and loves you for ever.

Oh your friend’s name’s Valentine? You’re soooooo lucky

by V.ltn November 23, 2021

Valentine

Personality/Character: Valentines are women with a lot of curiosity. This is what drives them to try new experiences, both personal and relational. That's why Valentines have a very good sense of contact, and don't hesitate to get close to people. This does not scare them, which shows that they are not shy. A self-confidence that pleases their entourage, as well as their good mood and their energy. These women know how to draw attention to themselves. And they know how to return the affection that can be given to them, because they have a lot of love to give.

… Valentine

by NoName_V November 23, 2021