One who makes a living purchasing items on Ebay only to turn around and sell them on Ebay for a higher price.
Mike: "I was outbid on Microsoft Office 2003 at the last second by a guy who currently has 2 listed for sale on here."
Chris: "Yeah, Ebay should ban those fucking Ebay Vampires, but instead stokes their fire by labeling them Power Sellers."
Chris: "Yeah, Ebay should ban those fucking Ebay Vampires, but instead stokes their fire by labeling them Power Sellers."
by Chris Pinchak February 10, 2007
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by cToTheD May 24, 2009
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-dood, that creeper is a facebook vampire, stayin up this late.
-"Ahh, facebook vampires always up this late at night." you see them in chats.
-This facebook vampire needs to quilt stalkin people, posting weird shit on facebook, posting weird status/photos of themselves/videos. and posting useless shit, and spamming.
-"Ahh, facebook vampires always up this late at night." you see them in chats.
-This facebook vampire needs to quilt stalkin people, posting weird shit on facebook, posting weird status/photos of themselves/videos. and posting useless shit, and spamming.
by VampireKid September 2, 2009
Get the Facebook Vampire mug.The Modern Day vampire often appears in horrible "romantic" movies such as twilight. Nowadays these vampires seem to have forgotten there love sucking blood and have taken up sucking cock.
by Bronthing January 5, 2011
Get the Modern Vampire mug.Someone who is awake all night gaming, then sleeps in the morning or later that day. In competitive games the average night time player is usually more dedicated and of a higher skill level than the average during the day, making ranked play at night a more risky and difficult prospect.
"Jim: Yea, we had like 10 ranked games, but we played in the middle of the night when all the vampires were out so it was pretty rough going.
Jimbo: Yea man, gaming vampires can be pretty sweaty."
Jimbo: Yea man, gaming vampires can be pretty sweaty."
by King Curly July 4, 2016
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I didn't hear from them for months and when i got sick, they started calling and messaging all the time with their cloying need for comfort and curiosity as to what the "real story" about my disease was. My illness gave them energy: crisis vampires!!!
by DwightUrban September 3, 2020
Get the crisis vampire mug.A Knowledge Vampire extracts unique information, knowledge and practice wisdom that form the body of knowledge resulting from another's intellectual and scholarly pursuits. They do this because their rise in success, social currency or professional status relies on preserving an illusion of intellectual prowess in that and other disciplines to maintain a competitive advantage.
Knowledge Vampires are mostly (but not always) unaware they are extracting knowledge from another person. Like Energy Vampires, who employ traits along the narcissism behaviour spectrum to recruit an unending supply of emotional energy, Knowledge Vampires are able to retain a supply of targeted information through grooming methods that build trust and guarantee attention on their knowledge acquisition needs.
Knowledge Vampires cannot be deterred by garlic or crucifixes but can be with contracts and written agreements that preserve your intellectual property.
Knowledge Vampires are mostly (but not always) unaware they are extracting knowledge from another person. Like Energy Vampires, who employ traits along the narcissism behaviour spectrum to recruit an unending supply of emotional energy, Knowledge Vampires are able to retain a supply of targeted information through grooming methods that build trust and guarantee attention on their knowledge acquisition needs.
Knowledge Vampires cannot be deterred by garlic or crucifixes but can be with contracts and written agreements that preserve your intellectual property.
I've been bitten by a Knowledge Vampire who posed as a trusted colleague and is now passing my intellectual property off as their own. I wish I had eaten more garlic.
by Narcissism Hacker December 7, 2021
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