A unicorn lover is normally a very dorky person who subscribes to websites that consist of ponies and unicorns. Although some can be very strange and you may not understand their obsession, some may be very cool. They may not care what other people think and carry on with their passion for the horned horse.
by Seemite October 16, 2008
Get the Unicorn Lovermug. This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.
Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
by Obsydion October 7, 2009
Get the Awkward Unicornmug. Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com
by mctenold July 17, 2009
Get the unicorn pornmug. Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.
by snowhen October 23, 2011
Get the unicorn tearsmug. The sperm of a unicorn has magical properties in which the "catcher" can start to read peoples' minds and even input thoughts into the minds of others; it can even go as far as reaching the person's dreams (inception-like symptoms)
Roommate 1: "Dude, what the hell is unicorn sperm doing in a baby food can in our refrigerator?"
Roommate 2: "No."
Roommate 2: "No."
by thrasher92 October 30, 2011
Get the unicorn spermmug. A citizen who is not wealthy or a business owner, but is so sure that one day they will be, they vote against fair labor and social services, while voting in favor of tax breaks for those wealthier than themselves.
Working class voters whose dreams have not met reality. A unicorn conservative lives in a Horatio Alger fantasy.
by Joeltron August 5, 2011
Get the unicorn conservativemug. by Unicorn_Dragon March 27, 2018
Get the Unicorn Dragonmug.