gosh today

“gosh today” is basically the equivalent to saying “oh my lord”. it’s used as a response for when you are surprised by something but also find it funny at the same time.

Courtney: OMG I MET LIL HUDDY AND HE CANNED ME A MONKEY NIGGER!
Me: SAY WHAAAAT??! GOSH TODAY!

by naia😍 March 15, 2022

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.

Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.

by Hankscolts December 1, 2022

Yesterday Today

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday

At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about

by Stella_Star September 19, 2022

corny torny

When your really emotionally depressed but use humor to overcome it

Person 1: I'm feeling really corny torny

Person 2: I feel you man

by H-E 🏒🏒 July 3, 2023

national Tarayummy day

National Tarayummy day is Tarayummys birthday on July 31st and we all have to post and celebrate Tarayummy so start blasting Yummy by Ayesha Erotica!

Person 1: today’s July 31st!
Person 2: okay?
Person 1: you know what that mean we have to do.
Person 2: what?
Person 1: WE CELEBRATE TARA YUMMYS BIRTHDAY!! ITS NATIONAL TARAYUMMY DAY!
Person 2: OMG I FORGOT! TURN ON YUMMY BY AYESHA EROTICA!

by Undermined207 July 31, 2024

Russia Today

Propaganda outlet of the Russian government

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.

by lololol lololol August 14, 2024