Perry tomato

A (fictional) guy named Kyle Berry.

A sensitive tomato.

“We know what you did… Perry Tomato.” *maniacal laughter*
They laughed in unison.

by cumquat April 5, 2024

Tomato X isashar

The best ship even above tomato X Edm

If you ship tomato X Edm you probably wash your face with hand soap

Tomato X isashar is the best ship ever

by Rainer_nobody February 20, 2021

Tomato

If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup then considered a smoothie? This isn't a submission it's an actual question

Is it though? Is a tomato that got turned into ketchup considered a smoothie?

by Mango is straight'nt 420 January 2, 2020

tomato gusher

When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8, you then pinch it off and tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.

Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks
Evers: Please tell me you gave her a tomato gushers

by T3Dude April 21, 2022

Sloppy Tomato

When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.

"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"

Sloppy Tomato

by Sit on my face plis March 15, 2018

Perry tomato

A (fictional) guy named Kyle Berry.

A sensitive tomato.

“We know what you did… Perry Tomato.” *maniacal laughter*
They laughed in unison.

by cumquat April 5, 2024

Tomato Gusher

When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8 and pinch it off then tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.

Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks.

Evers: Please tell me you have her a tomato gusher.

by T3Dude April 21, 2022