Urban Dictionary

Website in which people who place definitions are required to be waited on for approval.

Person 1: Do you have an Urban Dictionary account?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?

Person 1: Well.

by Aridity July 12, 2017

Urban dictionary

A place where no one votes for my definitions

Fuck shit you bastards let this in to urban dictionary

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

urban dictionary

a useless website where lonely 12-year-olds release their frustrations which half of their definitions are sexist, racist, and make no sense and the editors don't bother reading them and click reject instantly or click definitions that are fucking stupid with no thought put into it the only good definitions are lost when the website was made are now ruined with horny fuckboys

person 1: these definitions are stupid I saw cat shit look better

person 2: that's urban dictionary for yah

by manic panic 2 June 10, 2018

urban dictionary

it's written by you, although 90% of it is filled with sexual dumb crap.

urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.

by average boi October 31, 2022

Urban outfitters

Stupid Option that pops up when I try to Type “Urban dictionary” And The Clothes suck if you do buy there

Me: Okay I’m gonna go on urban dictionary *Types in urban and clicks first result*
Fuck! Not urban outfitters!

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 18, 2022

Urban Fucktionary

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary

Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser

by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009

urban camper

A euphemism for a homeless person.

There sure are a lot of urban campers out on the streets today.

by Chris Meyer August 24, 2005