Taylor Swift

Most of yous reading this rn are probably mentally ill

Taylor Swift is my wife🤪💗

by Holy.ground_xx December 5, 2023

taylor swift

the manifestation of all basic white girls out there

"Do you like taylor swift?"
"No I'm not a 13 year old white girl"

by tempted1 December 11, 2023

Taylor Swift

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!

Normal person: Taylor swift
Me: THE MF MUSIC INDUSTRY

by natzswifties December 12, 2023

Taylor Swift

She is an absolute queen. She is the music industry, from all her achievements to studio albums, she is the angel. I love her. She is such an inspiring and compassionate person.

Taylor Swift’s new album has broken several records in one week.

by LHY100 December 3, 2022

Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”

This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!

by 31xoelle December 13, 2022

The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.

Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.

by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022

Taylor Swift

A hottie that’s rich

Taylor Swift is smexy

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023