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Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020
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Granny Gold

Granny Gold refers to late model sedans and SUVs in the shade of metallic gold, enhancing the vehicles visual appeal. Many folks recall their grandmother driving a gold color car and its been affectionately dubbed "granny gold". Camrys, Accords, Tahoes, and Buicks are the usual suspects.
Person 1: Hey check out the car that my grandma handed down to me!
Person 2: Nice! And its in Granny Gold too!
by Daddy_Digital March 1, 2024
mugGet the Granny Goldmug.

granny pimpin

Verb-to become friends with an older someone, in hopes that they will trade you their prescription medicine for a little money on the side.
I can't do anythin today guys, i have to go granny pimpin cause i am low on vicadin
by snwduuuuudeee May 7, 2009
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Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.
The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.
by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023
mugGet the Granny fluffermug.

You’s granny

That sexy old lady we engor at all costs
Crap the popo’s be all up in ere you’s granny as a shield
by Big dead scrodum hat June 21, 2021
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Ur granny tranny

Worse than 'ur mom gay' or 'ur daddy lesbian'
Will END someone's life
Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: Ur granny tranny
Person 1: *dies*
by Greasy Grover May 10, 2018
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Tranny Granny Sammy

A trans grandmother who's named Sammy
by Kiddes123 January 11, 2023
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