Dry dock

Taking a crap with a turd so long it comes out of the water and lays on the side of the bowl.
I took a shit so big I dry docked that turd.
by Jay Bird 42 February 23, 2025
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dock box

A term used to describe a local girl who lives in a tropical place that cruises million-dollar yacht Marina docks looking for money, drugs, and immigration opportunities in exchange for sex with the yacht crew.
After the island dock box got all the coke and cash she could from the yacht captain, she moved on the the first mate.
by maddy dog April 05, 2010
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Dock Queef

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
by BeethovenBones June 09, 2013
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speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"
by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 21, 2011
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Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
by TxHuey June 04, 2017
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tick tock rock dock

swaying the car and fogging it's windows, or making some new life, ahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh mmmmmmmm slurp
Girl: hey boy, you wanna tick tock rock dock tonite?
Boy: Oh yeah babe, lets tick tock rock dock
by U!tdm tusks April 03, 2018
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Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload
by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023
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