The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
People with this middle name need to dangle their balls over a snake pit. The middle name Norris comes from the Latin word that means "the big bald one" which perfectly describes the people that hold this middle name. But seriously, if you have this middle name, bungee jump into a pile of rat dung you piece of ass. If you plan on giving you child this middle name, drop kick your baby please.
by Johnny Kirkland December 03, 2020
Noun: Fly Spray, pump action water pistol
Obsol. Cockney rhyming slang from Norris McWhirter (off of The Guinness Book of Records), to rhyme with 'squirter'
Obsol. Cockney rhyming slang from Norris McWhirter (off of The Guinness Book of Records), to rhyme with 'squirter'
by SirC-n October 08, 2020
A man who acts like he’s two, spits like a sprinkler and looks like jabba the hut. Norris knows how to use his hands well as whenever he loses an argument he hits someone. Finally a man in need of money to fix his teeth that look like he took metal deep throat while smiling. Norris if your reading this, clean yourself up your a mess.
by GhostXenom January 10, 2019
Random person: Dude that girl is SO norris.
Other person: OMG thats so true, why'd somebody be like that?
Other person: OMG thats so true, why'd somebody be like that?
by Norris Meaning June 07, 2019
He will fall head over heels for one person and will stick with that person for a long time even when the other person wants space. A Norris has the maturity of an eight year right old but is still the sweetest person in the world. He sometimes has trouble maintaining all of his friends, and is sometimes a turd. A Norris has trouble being serious but you can tell him anything. When he can be serious you will have the deepest discussion of your Hey
by Bottomless Fries 23 May 08, 2022
Arrongant asshole, whom thinks the world revolves around him. Usually a cornball or dork that had a glow up but thinks he's the shit . Yea, a piece of shit that literally fell fresh from a stale butthole . He's a complete jerk . Notice many don't have the name . Stay away from the few!
Norris is such an arrogant ass wipe .
by Theeetruuth July 26, 2017