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The Watson Method

Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.
Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.
by PREY December 1, 2013
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The Octopus Method

Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.

A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.

Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.

Example of the octopus method.

To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 6, 2023
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Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.
Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025
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Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit while floating in a tub of urine.
After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.
by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025
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FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.
"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"
by wordturd777 October 12, 2022
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Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions
Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again
by Nousername777 February 6, 2021
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Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit when you float in a tub of urine.
After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.
by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025
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