Expert Method

The expert method is a kind of theoretical thinking developed in Malmo, Sweden. The method is powered by having a group of assigned "experts" that state facts with questions such as: Are the dinosaurs really extinct? The "experts" will then state their answers/opinions an conclude a result by the average of the results. The method is currently used for confirming facts in learning purposes.

Expert method:
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"

by The supreme expert(L) February 1, 2018

Makeup method

When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.

Yeah bro she let me do the makeup method!

by Lillpumpkin February 2, 2025

Cousin It Method

When you move your hair in front of your eyes to hide the fact you're sleeping.

I'm not allowed to sleep in class. So I had to use the Cousin It method as to not get in trouble.

by One sleepy boi March 26, 2019

Door Method

A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle

“I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”

by sloupey April 9, 2023

Frank ocean method

When guys listen to Frank Ocean for the sake of attracting women.

"why are you trying to use the Frank Ocean Method, shit got patched already"

by PhilosopherRinoku May 3, 2025

The Aila Kross Method

When you masturbate in order to induce sleeping

I couldn't sleep last night, so I used the Aila Kross Method and went right to bed!

by ThecultistEXE May 27, 2025

Renz Method

The method of obstinately trying to prove your right even if you are completely wrong just to prove a worthless point in an argument.

When you say a word correctly but in the wrong context, you are using the Renz Method.

by Emotional Damage February 4, 2022