B&E Kink

You're sexually aroused by a random stranger breaking into your home and practically taking advantage of you
.... consensually ofc 👀

Her: I have a B&E kink

Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪

Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**

Her:**Still up studying for an exam**

9-1-1 what's your emergency

by $PayNique15 July 29, 2022

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Choking Kink

Someone who gets turned on by getting choked during/before/after sex

Woah David, better watch out when strangling CJ cause they have a choking kink!

by SakuraSets March 29, 2021

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The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

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Stubble Kink

Attraction to face stubble that is more than a five o’clock shadow but less than a beard. It includes but is not limited to:

-Tugging/caressing stubble
-Licking, sucking, nipping at stubble trailing the column of the throat

-Eliciting moans that vibrate against the lips.

-The press of stubble into the bare skin of the abdomen and ass cheeks.
-Stubble burn against inner thighs.

Dark brown stubble atop olive skin is the sexiest. People most likely to have this kink wear blue button downs and straight legged denim.

“I didn’t know stubble could make me feel this way.”

“Duh. You have a stubble kink.”

by mallpretzles January 28, 2023

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