talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them
I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
by Mr. Tellthephone Parrot July 10, 2010
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Get the tell crow mug.This question is asked when someone is so oblivious and unaware of their misguided viewpoint on an issue or topic that it seems they are the last one to know it.
“I don’t understand why more talented people don’t want to work in government!”
Who is going to tell them?
Who is going to tell them?
by JackieChilesAttorney December 31, 2023
Get the Who is going to tell them? mug.Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022
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To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.
Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.
Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.
From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.
That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.
He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.
That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.
He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
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A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.
Used when:
A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.
Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.
You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.
Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.
Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.
Used when:
A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.
Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.
You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.
Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.
Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
Friend: “I totally finished my homework on time.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”
Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”
During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”
Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”
During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
Get the Lying liars and the lies they tell mug.When you're sobbing or bawling your eyes while talking or telling someone something. You sometimes do this when you can't get a grasp of your emotions yet still want to tell someone something. It's often done when you're too caught up with your emotions and can't stop talking your feelings out. You could be either too happy, too mad, too apologetic, too sad, or too scared, hence the crying, but you still want to tell your side of the story.
You: I can't take it anymore, OP!
Me: What happened?
You: My favorite band is finally having a concert here! *sniff* Waaaaaa! OP, I just wanna *sniff* go to them right now! ahfhjsfhkjhf I wanna but they're ticket already.
Me: Hold your horses right there and cry all you want but don't cry-tell to me about it. My eardrums are about to burst with you cry-telling to me about it.
Me: What happened?
You: My favorite band is finally having a concert here! *sniff* Waaaaaa! OP, I just wanna *sniff* go to them right now! ahfhjsfhkjhf I wanna but they're ticket already.
Me: Hold your horses right there and cry all you want but don't cry-tell to me about it. My eardrums are about to burst with you cry-telling to me about it.
by hey angela :) January 7, 2024
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