taint forest

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.

Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Chocolate Forest

The sexual act of a woman, or man, licking a man from his anus, across his guch, over his testicles, to the tip of his penis. The end result being feces laced through the hair of the man's pubic region, thus the name - Chocolate Forest.

Man 1: Dude, remember that chick from last night?
Man 2: Yeah, that slutty blonde in Daisy Dukes?
Man 1: Yeah, her. So I took her home last night and she started to suck my dick. Then outta nowhere she takes a stroll through the chocolate forest!!
Man 2: Sick!!

by Trevor3433 March 10, 2010

Forest Gump

Taking a shit (dump)

Man I need a forest gump
I've just been for a forest gump

by chiken-lover June 4, 2022

forest squad

A boss Squad that even Black Jebus himself couldn't contain.
A squad made of pure glory

Oh my gosh that squad is nothing compared to forest squad

by DOGE_69 April 3, 2015

Forest Green Color

Someone who reminds you of forest green is a person who you were close with but felt yourself fade away from. You loved them so much, and you wanted time and effort and money on them but it felt like they never even tried, even if they said they did.

“He’s my forest green color..”

by Fern The Zest Fest August 7, 2023

titty forest

Situation where a female refuses to prune the hair around her breast...

When intent on nipple stimulation using ones teeth...one encounters titty forest, resulting in hair between their teeth...

by fireplug February 17, 2014

irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms

Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021