Batman : I'm so glad I got these butt and chest implants. Now I can have a wow of time with you my Canadian girlfriend who has a implant between her butt cheeks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020

a really awwesome superhero who everyone dresses up as for halloween if they like superheroes and has everything bat-themed and literally cannot be killed because hes batman
by URMOMYOSUCKA November 4, 2022

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Jimbob: YO BRO U SEE THAT NEW BATMAN GAME THAT CAME OUT?
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT
by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 7, 2023

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

by Da_watchin_penn.jpg June 7, 2021

Guy- This guy in a batsuit thinks he can start a fight in your club, he's got these kids on pills thinking he's a hero.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020
