Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.

Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .

by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017

to pull a tactical

when you are extremely drunk but the party is still lit and you wanna continue drinking, so you vomit on purpose

Noah: Hell yeah, I got so damn wasted last night!
Dario: How? You were dying when I left?
Noah: I had to pull a tactical so the party wouldn't stop!

by snerovic September 29, 2018

Cheese Tactic

Any type of strategy with a near 100% success rate, first used by the YouTuber Poofesure in Wii Bowling.

Did I just find a Cheese Tactic?! Nobody is able to kill me in Call Of Duty.

by BKDHedgehog April 30, 2021

tactical retweet

An offensive blog war maneuver used in a counter attack while trying to spin the truth.

“Sir. We’re getting out ass kicked. We must pull back!”

“Retreat? Bullshit. We will Facebook his right flank and Retweet his ass!”
“Tactical retweet! Brilliant sir! Permission to kiss your ass?”

by Walter von Dichische March 19, 2011