“Sir. We’re getting out ass kicked. We must pull back!”
“Retreat? Bullshit. We will Facebook his right flank and Retweet his ass!”
“Tactical retweet! Brilliant sir! Permission to kiss your ass?”
“Retreat? Bullshit. We will Facebook his right flank and Retweet his ass!”
“Tactical retweet! Brilliant sir! Permission to kiss your ass?”
by Walter von Dichische March 19, 2011

A tactical creep is when one is unsure of their situation romantically, whether it be at the start of a relationship, during flirtatious conversation or even 4 years down the line when it's nearly too late to turn back.
This involves using social media to browse through the person's photos, just reassure oneself that what they are about to do/are doing/ or will never do, is satisfactory.
This involves using social media to browse through the person's photos, just reassure oneself that what they are about to do/are doing/ or will never do, is satisfactory.
Dean - I had to go on a tactical creep last night.
Owen - Why so?
Dean - Just to reassure myself that the girl I was talking to didn't look like Rocky Dennis.
Owen - That's tactical man.
Dean - Oh yeah.
Owen - Why so?
Dean - Just to reassure myself that the girl I was talking to didn't look like Rocky Dennis.
Owen - That's tactical man.
Dean - Oh yeah.
by WeAreDamned March 10, 2016

when you are extremely drunk but the party is still lit and you wanna continue drinking, so you vomit on purpose
Noah: Hell yeah, I got so damn wasted last night!
Dario: How? You were dying when I left?
Noah: I had to pull a tactical so the party wouldn't stop!
Dario: How? You were dying when I left?
Noah: I had to pull a tactical so the party wouldn't stop!
by snerovic September 29, 2018
