sour sideburns

The case of sour sideburns is when a person has consumed too large amounts of sour types of food, candy and beverages, right up to the point where the person in question can feel a painful, constant sting on both the sides of their tongue.

"I won't kiss you, it'll hurt like hell."
"why?"
"duh. I've got the sour sideburns"

by The pyromaniac November 7, 2009

Sour Strip

When you pour citric acid into your asshole and later shart your pants leaving a "sour strip".

Man I just layed a sour strip in my pants.

by Real Sour Ham Man June 10, 2023

San Francisco Sour Dough

A gay sex act in which you have casual oral sex with a person suffering from a yeast infection of the mouth

How was last night?

Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.

Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?

Yeah

by Ericsegall April 3, 2021

Sour Zucchini

When you eat a Zucchini that a woman has previously fucked herself with.

My mom made zucchini bread with a zucchini that my sister had fucked herself with, No wonder why it tasted sour What a Sour Zucchini

by goobsnoob August 26, 2024

Sour Lemon

When a man places his hand down his pants to fondle his own genitals, then aggressively rubs the fingers of that hand on another mans mustache while asking, “do you like pussy or dick?”

Yeah I heard ol’ Don gave Dustin a Sour Lemon… it sounds like he’ll have to pay good money to get out of that mess.

by thelawd September 28, 2021

Sour Chops

A phrase used in Wicklow to describe someone who is in a bad mood or giving negative vibes.

Whats wrong with you sour chops?

by binz August 30, 2007

sour scrolling

This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.

Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"

by von groovy August 13, 2024