The result of a broken condom.
by TIMF2004 October 3, 2016
Get the smoking tadpolemug. to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.
Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.
Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.
Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....
by Jude6666 April 28, 2008
Get the smoke-brokemug. by Nick Tonika July 15, 2018
Get the Smoke with folkmug. To light off smoke bombs in another’s mailbox or to ejaculate into a female in the cold making smoke come out of her mouth
Also Antonio’s a fag cock sucker
Also Antonio’s a fag cock sucker
by Antonio’s a god damm jew July 21, 2023
Get the Smoke bustingmug. Smoke off (n.):
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"
An hour or so later
Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"
An hour or so later
Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
by JJ, Bmill, Cody, Josh, Chunk, Beans, Nick January 7, 2006
Get the Smoke offmug. A Smoke Poacher is a person that consistently and ruthlessly takes other peoples cigarettes. They often say they don't smoke, they really mean they don't BUY cigerettes.
by D-Bozz April 23, 2011
Get the Smoke Poachermug. Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.
by JakePealy May 31, 2017
Get the Smoking Penisesmug.