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Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing
Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!
by fakeyouout May 20, 2016
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Shartbag

1. Douchebag times 10.

2. A plastic bag filled with the gas and poop of an organism called Homo Sapiens.
1. A guy that goes to Applebees, and pays for his girlfriend's dinner with a giftcard, then considers it a romantic night out.

2. Dude you gotta check out the shartbag I lit up and just left on my neighbors porch. This is gonna be the best joke ever!
by BigCM April 3, 2010
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shart perseverance

To succeed, overcome, or conquer any given task in life such as a test, a plane landing, or shooting a Somali pirate in the head. Also can be used when winning the lottery or getting a job.
Somali Pirate: What the?!?!
*Sound of head splattering*
Navy Seal: I shart perseverance.......
by snack22 June 4, 2009
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Shart- Storm

1. When living with multiple roommates in an apartment or house with one bathroom for everyone and all of the roommates have eaten fast-food. A shart-storm is the moment 20 minutes after food consumption when all occupants rush to the bathroom to take a shit and/or pee out their butt-holes.

2. Any hectic situation involving shitting.
1. Croix: This Taco Bell is really good.

Cranston: Yeah it's too bad that all four of us are eating it, this place is gonna be a category 4 "Shart- Storm" in about 20 minutes.

Croix: I hear that, I already feel as though I might pee out of my butt.
by St.Croix4Life February 9, 2010
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Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him
Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑
by Futurenese November 2, 2016
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Sarthak

He is a person who would write his own definition on urban dictionary. You’ll often be offended by things he says, and very rarely it’ll be unintentional. If it ever happens and you are talking to him and he forces his frankly rather shit opinions on you, just tell him that that’s what he’s doing. He makes memes to give people the impression that he’s funny.
Sarthak is such a narcissistic asshole sometimes, isn’t he?
by NOFKYO May 23, 2020
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Jacob Sartorius

by Do The Mario March 6, 2017
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