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Facebook says so

The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.

Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is
everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by

Why; because facebook says so
by Jimmie Kaye February 11, 2012
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Sathya Sai Baba

A spiritual guru currently residing in India, considered by many to be God in human form, not only by Indians but by persons living in almost every country in the world. His main message is to love and serve others and that all religions are just different paths to the one true God.
A longer explanation is given here Sai
"Sathya Sai Baba is an inspiration to us all"
by Divine Love November 4, 2009
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y'know what they say

short version of "you know what they say"
(This phrase however is said with nothing after it)
Ted:"y'know what they say"
Bonkle: "what do they say?"
Ted: "uhhh" *scratches his temple*
Bobkle: "wtf why did you scratch me?"
Ted: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by slasi April 5, 2021
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Say dat doe

Basically agreeing to or in agreeance with, kinda like saying "amen brutha!"

Slang for "Say that though"
Guy: "Damn, she's fine, lemme tap!"

Friend: "Say dat doeee!"
by Diggy Simmons December 30, 2011
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Cunty thing to say

A good example would be saying "I don't owe you anything." when there was no context implying the person (s) involved implied as such the implication is unwarranted.
For no reason that bitch said "I don't owe you shit" What a cunty thing to say
by insanegod October 6, 2018
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Says the man in the bathrobe

Can be used as a substitute for "Thats what she said." in situations where a statement was made with a sexual double entendre.
Rob- "Man, I'm really having a hard time fitting this in here!"
Phil- " Says the man in the bathrobe!"
by Frosticles13 May 24, 2011
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If you say so

If you're annoyed or angry with whoever you're talking to it basically means whatever, just get the hell out of your face, shuttup, and leave you the fuck alone.
If you're not mad it means: Ok, sure I'll go along with that; or I'll do it later.
Can also be used with affection to a loved family member in place of "I love you too," in some cases.
Ex. 1
Teen: (goes downstairs to get a snack and drink)
Grandmother: (limps in with cane) It's your day to clean the kitchen
Teen: (in an indifferent tone) If you say so (goes upstairs with snack and drink and continues to play on computer)
Teen: (thinking to self) I can't stand that bitch, she gets on my fuckin' nerves! She needs to turn on the damn air conditioning cuz it feels like a sauna up in dis bitch!
Grandmother: (downstairs in kitchen)(limping slowly with cane to get a drink)

Ex. 2
(daughter and father finishing a phone conversation)
Daughter: What are we doing when you get off work?
Father: I don't know sweetheart, probably nothing (obviously kidding). I have to go now, I have a customer that I need to get back to. I love you.
Daughter: Daad come on!
Father: I have to go now, I'll call you back later. Bye, I love you, and I'll see you when I get home.
Daughter: If you say so, bye! (hangs up phone and continues to watch TV)
by Qu33n0fH3@rt$ August 14, 2008
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